Wednesday, January 18, 2012

how to wear out your toddler

 Step 1:
Initiate interaction with playful banter.
 Step 2:
Child will probably counter-act with feigned sleepiness. The proper response: enjoy a brief moment of snuggles.
 Step 3:
Making faces is a good way to entertain.
 Step 4:
 If all else fails, tickling will result in joyful laughter and plenty of squirming and wiggling. This will tire the child to a point of exhaustion, should you stick with the tickling long enough.
Step 5:
Congratulation! You have successfully worn out your child. Now finish browsing facebook in peace.

And Witten's all like, "Yeah, Whatever"

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