Monday, October 15, 2012

my name's Colette, and I approve this message

Hey folks,
Tired of those last five pounds you just can't seem to lose? I was. I was at my wit's end trying to lose that stubborn weight until I discovered Disease.
  Disease is an all nature way to lose weight fast. Disease will dramatically reduce your appetite, thereby decreasing your caloric intake. At the same time, Disease is hard at work causing you to purge your body of all calories already digested. You wont have to move an inch to lose a lot! And the best part is, Disease is easy to spread, meaning your entire household will soon be pounds lighter! Don't delay! High five, hug, or share drinks with the nearest Diseased person to you and lose weight now!

(Side affects include, but are not limited to, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, fever, chills, mild hallucinations, loss of sleep, loss of the will to live, temporary loss of control of bodily functions, weakness, weariness, sweating, swearing, restlessness, dizziness, and mad dashes to the nearest toilet. Do not contract Disease is you are pregnant, nursing, married, a parent, alive, or have an aversion to regurgitating your food.)

I'm glad I got Disease, because I know that it's behind me and I'll never have to deal with is again.    


  1. Losing weight is a really hard thing to do...mostly because you have become accustomed to doing the things that have kept weight on for so long. At least...acknowledging it and trying to do something about it is a good start. There are some great resources and programs you can find online which will help you get the desired results. Some of them are free and some of them aren’t...but you just have to look for the one that is right for you. Check out these resources below...and will find something you like. If not...don’t give up hope and quit. Keep searching and aiming for your goals. You’ll get there...just takes some hard work.

    Hope you found what you were looking for. Here’s to achieving your goals.


  2. ack! Glad you are over Disease 2012. Even if it was a free weight loss program.