how to wear out your toddler

 Step 1:
Initiate interaction with playful banter.

 Step 2:
Child will probably counter-act with feigned sleepiness. The proper response: enjoy a brief moment of snuggles.

 Step 3:
Making faces is a good way to entertain.

 Step 4:
 If all else fails, tickling will result in joyful laughter and plenty of squirming and wiggling. This will tire the child to a point of exhaustion, should you stick with the tickling long enough.

Step 5:
Congratulation! You have successfully worn out your child. Now finish browsing facebook in peace.

And Witten's all like, "Yeah, Whatever"